Theatrical Teens Prints

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Funny Farm

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.