Teen Thespians Prints

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Blimey! She's good.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'