Growing Up Thespians Prints

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Origins Of Evolution

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

The end of innocence

It's an iphone rehearsal.