Growing Up Thespians Mugs

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

The end of innocence

Mall of ages