Tiny Thespians Mugs

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

Children playing divorcees

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baby Piano

"He likes it."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Four children playing the flute.

Tabletop Theatre

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Just call me Picasso!

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"I tested very high in playing."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

The Book Club

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"They think I don't have a clue."

Bass Clef

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Baby

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."