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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

The end of innocence

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