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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Blimey! She's good.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."