Teens Prints

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'My parents don't punish me anymore. The last time they did, I hid all the remotes.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

Whatevs!

I'm sick. I can't go to school. No fever. No cough. No day off. Easy, mom. Some girls are hounding her for liking Ryan Beardsley. Oh, honey! Why didn't you tell me that

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Dad, I'm not wrapped up in my own life and ignorant of the impact of Covid-19! Anyway, what's Covid-19?"

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

"He looks like a dweeb."

"I was expelled from reform school."

'Dad says I can't use the phone so much, Jeannie. You'd better call me.'

Wicked tattoo Frank! Boy is your Mum going to be mad...

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'Teenagers!'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Three more years of high school."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"He's gone goth"