Teens Mugs

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'My parents don't punish me anymore. The last time they did, I hid all the remotes.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

Whatevs!

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Dad, I'm not wrapped up in my own life and ignorant of the impact of Covid-19! Anyway, what's Covid-19?"

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

"He looks like a dweeb."

"I was expelled from reform school."

'Dad says I can't use the phone so much, Jeannie. You'd better call me.'

Wicked tattoo Frank! Boy is your Mum going to be mad...

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Three more years of high school."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"He's gone goth"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”