Physical Theater Lover Gifts

"You're not stepping on it right."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Silly wig.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Senta jumps into the sea

'He's maturing early.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Falstaff

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wotan with eye patch

Jack Gleeson

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Reginald Bunthorne

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."