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'I didn't realize sales would be so competitive.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The Salesman

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Sales.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Gerald Ratner's return

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Brick Salesman

'Almost finished.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Seeing progression motivates.