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'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Brick Salesman

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'Almost finished.'

Sales

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Seeing progression motivates.

Sales tied in knots

"How are my sales doing?"

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'