Fearless Sales Virtuoso T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Brick Salesman

'Almost finished.'

Seeing progression motivates.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Sales tied in knots

Sales

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."