The Present Moment Advocate Gifts

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Justice 4 Ron

All we have in life is this moment...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Rodin & condom.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Herring Impaired

Clap For Carers Hypocrisy

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

'Can I talk to you offline?'

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Just because they put a Latina on TV doesn't mean I'm going to watch! Those tricks don't work on me! Change the channel!"

Me Time

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

Reading 'Faking It' & 'How To Tell If She's Faking It'.

D.C. Kabuki

My backup business is really taking off. I've had to hire help. You're still backing up strangers in online arguments for $5 a thread? Of course not. Since demand skyrocketed, I upped my fee big time! I'm now charging $5.25 per thread. I'd have gone higher, but that might cause an adaptive paradigm that could open me up to being undercut on the margin by content providers with comparable deliverables. No matter how much jargon you use, you're still selling yourself short. No, I'm just backwards-

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

"It's impolite to point, son, …also the cops could think you have a gun and blow you away."

'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

Bernie Sanders

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