Present Moment Lover Gifts

All we have in life is this moment...

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Bonk!"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Modern Charm

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

What do you like most about presents?

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Fly having an idea.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

5-hour relationship drug.

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

Eureka!

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

The Drinker.

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!