Present Moment Lover T-Shirts

All we have in life is this moment...

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Bonk!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Friday night was always sext night.

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Modern Charm

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

What do you like most about presents?

Fly having an idea.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

5-hour relationship drug.

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

The Drinker.

Eureka!

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.