Contemporary Lover T-Shirts

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

The Big Picture

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

American Gothic: I Love NY

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Modern Charm

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

Artist in formaldehyde

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Minimalist Art

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."