Contemporary Lover T-Shirts

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

All we have in life is this moment...

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Damien Hirst Cafe

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

The Big Picture

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Artist in formaldehyde

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

American Gothic: I Love NY

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Minimalist Art