The Present Moment Advocate T-Shirts

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

The power of now

Justice 4 Ron

All we have in life is this moment...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Rodin & condom.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Herring Impaired

Clap For Carers Hypocrisy

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

'Can I talk to you offline?'

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Just because they put a Latina on TV doesn't mean I'm going to watch! Those tricks don't work on me! Change the channel!"

Me Time

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

Reading 'Faking It' & 'How To Tell If She's Faking It'.

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

"It's impolite to point, son, …also the cops could think you have a gun and blow you away."

'...of course, one of the benefits of working for our company is covering any embryo and egg-freezing needs you may have.'

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

Bernie Sanders

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