'Can I talk to you offline?'
Face-to-face Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for your face-to-face advocate? Whether they thrive on real-life interactions or enjoy inspiring others to connect personally, our collection is full of thoughtful, charming items that celebrate the joy of face-to-face communication. From witty mugs to fun wall prints, find something that captures their passion for genuine conversations and meaningful connections.
"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."
Dolphin friendly tuna
I want a calendar where every day says here and now
"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"
"You can always count on me."
'It's a silent protest.'
King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.
Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.
"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."
"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"
I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.
"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."
"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."
'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'
'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."
"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"
"You're my best friend, Bandit."
Inequality Protests
"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"
Herring Impaired
We've agreed - no laptops.
'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'
Clap For Carers Hypocrisy
'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'
'Don't you 'shh' me.'
What To Do About Homelessness
'This is my chat room.'
The Off-line Store
'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'
"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."
"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."
Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop
Face-to-face Advocate Gifts Collection
Face-to-face Advocate Mugs
Explore our mugs collection full of witty and heartfelt designs that celebrate face-to-face advocacy.
Face-to-face Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows that remind your loved ones of the power of personal contact.
Face-to-face Advocate Prints
Browse prints that highlight the beauty of face-to-face interaction and genuine human connection.
Face-to-face Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for those who believe in real-life conversations and face-to-face connection.