Face-to-face Advocate Pillows

'Can I talk to you offline?'

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

Dolphin friendly tuna

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"You can always count on me."

'It's a silent protest.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

Inequality Protests

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

Herring Impaired

We've agreed - no laptops.

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Clap For Carers Hypocrisy

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

What To Do About Homelessness

'This is my chat room.'

The Off-line Store

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

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