The One That Got Away Dreamer T-Shirts

'Uh-oh! This looks like trouble!'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'