Runaway Dreamer T-Shirts

My condo association wants me to run for the board. My landlord wants me to run for the border.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Painting taking root...

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Sinking with your heart

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Awkward First Dates

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"