The One That Got Away Dreamer Mugs

'Uh-oh! This looks like trouble!'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'