Critically Acclaimed Dreamer T-Shirts

"The 'Times' gave my book a favorable review, which is the last thing in the world I wanted."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Big screen TV.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Angel Music

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'