The Jotter Gifts

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

"Feel free to take notes."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Airport Bored Rooms

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Airline Mergers.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'At least we're still in first class.'

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."