Euro Jotter Gifts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Flags

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Greek Crisis

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Euro against the Dollar.

V-O Day

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"He downgraded Apple."

Exchange Rate.

Supermarket Merge

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'