Idea Jotter Gifts

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Eureka!

Creative department

The Thought Process.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Good idea.

Innovative

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Blue sky thinking

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Thinking outside of the box

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Brainstorm in progress.

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

' A new idea '

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Assertiveness

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'