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'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'