Eternal Freshman T-Shirts

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"He refuses to grow up."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.