The Eternal Schoolboy Gifts

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'