The Dubliners Devotee Pillows

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I love my Timpani

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thomas Hardy

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'How would you like your toast?'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"A votre sante!"

Two Daleks fighting

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Olympic Torch Training

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"Just a drop."

One book... One book... One book...

A train's dining car is a diner.