The Dubliners Devotee T-Shirts

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

I love my Timpani

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thomas Hardy

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Two Daleks fighting

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Olympic Torch Training

"A votre sante!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"Yin and Yankee fan"