The Barfly Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for your barfly sage? Delight them with quirky, thought-provoking items that celebrate their unique blend of wisdom and wit. Ideal for creative spirits who enjoy a good drink and great conversation, our selection of mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints offers something for every contemplative soul. These products bring humor, insight, and a touch of rebellious charm to their everyday life, making their favored hangout or quiet corner even more special.

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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women." mockup

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!" mockup

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' " mockup

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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"An everything Martini, please."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.' mockup

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head." mockup

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

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Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I forget to drink."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer." mockup

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

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"You seem dangerous. I like that." mockup

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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'Joe has been partying hard!'

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'Fried chickens.'

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"Catnip for everyone."

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"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?" mockup

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!' mockup

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

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Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?' mockup

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

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Quiz Night...

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'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!' mockup

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

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"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest." mockup

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

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'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?' mockup

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

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"What would you like me to play next?" mockup

"What would you like me to play next?"

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"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars." mockup

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

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The Barfly Sage Gifts Collection

The Barfly Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the barfly sage—funny, wise, and crafted to bring a smile with every sip.

The Barfly Sage Pillows

Discover pillows that add personality and comfort to your sage’s favorite space—humorous and thoughtful designs await.

The Barfly Sage Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that honor the witty, wise spirit of the barfly sage—perfect for any creative space.

The Barfly Sage T-Shirts

Find the ideal T-shirt for your barfly sage—witty, stylish, and just the right touch of creative humor.