Barfly Gifts

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

"Another round?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Hen Night

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"They say the early forties is the new late thirties."

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

'I took one for myself, like you said.'

'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

Warning! Consumption of Alcohol may cause you to hay shings like thish!

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"I forget to drink."

"Maybe it's just me, but I always feel like I'm out of the picture."

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"And a bag of peanuts."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I just realized I can remember every woman I ever slept with, but, sadly, not because I have a good memory."

"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"