Barfly Gifts

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'

"Another round?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Hen Night

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"They say the early forties is the new late thirties."

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Maybe it's just me, but I always feel like I'm out of the picture."

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'

'I took one for myself, like you said.'

Warning! Consumption of Alcohol may cause you to hay shings like thish!

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I have terrible memory. Do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm a firm believer in 'live fast, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse'.'

"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"

"I ran out of room."