Barfly Fish Gifts

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"Catnip for everyone."

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'