Barfly Fish Gifts

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Catnip for everyone."

'Fried chickens.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'