Thanksgiving Traditionalist Gifts

'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

Thanksgiving in Camp

Turkey Kids.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Last meal

'...Lord, remember those greedy retailers who...are making folks like my mom work on Thanksgiving...'

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."