Thanksgiving Traditionalist Prints

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Thanksgiving in Camp

Turkey Kids.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Last meal

'...Lord, remember those greedy retailers who...are making folks like my mom work on Thanksgiving...'

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Elfie Stick

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...