Thanksgiving Foodie Gifts

'I'd be lost if you ever took any time off Brenda. A day without you would seem like thanksgiving without pizza.'

Night of the Latkes

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Horn of Leftovers

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Plymouth Rock

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"