Thanksgiving Coordinator Pillows

Grace For Flies

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Turkey Autopsy

Happy Turkey Day!

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

Hospital recycling bank.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

The Horn O' Plenty Quintet

"Look, we've got to be proactive to survive this year!"

'That's not very motherly.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"Three Wild Turkeys."

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!" "He makes a strong case for baked ham, Olivia."