Thanksgiving Dinner Host Pillows

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Party time.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

Trustworthy Authority.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Turkey Funeral Planning

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Turkey a la Mode

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

After-Life Mints

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

Dinner chat.