Thanksgiving Host Pillows

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The Last Leaf

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."