Texting Wiz Pillows

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

Polly txt speak

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Oymoticons

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

An ellipsis in the sky

Explaining it on layman's terms

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."