Texting Pro Pillows

Modern Narcissism

LOOK BHIND U!

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

"They're subtitles dear, you don't have to text a reply."

"You know, there are other emojis."

How was the date last night? Hot. Let's hear it. Na. Not the sort of details I wanna record in print. So next time we get together and talk? For sure.

His text said, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, and I replied, C U there, and he replied with a thumbs-up emoji – Do I have to reply to that?

"I was trying to send a text message, but it looks like instead, I just signed a contract with a new service provider."

"Let me guess."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Woman texting at Mount Sinai.

'GV S YR MBL PHN R LS!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Oymoticons

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Moo Out Loud

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

WTF?

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

7 More Dwarfs

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'