Texting Philanthropist Gifts

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Hamlet meets autocorrect

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

"Done saving the world for today."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

The end of grammar & spelling is near.

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'He's a Tex'an.'

"What's the current return on investment?"

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

Malware was hacked

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Texting Monks.

Please help.

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

Please Give or Text 'Beggar' on Your Phone (A $10 charge will appear on your next bill. Standard fees and data rates apply.)

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"