Texting Philanthropist T-Shirts

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Hamlet meets autocorrect

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

"Done saving the world for today."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

'He's a Tex'an.'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

"What's the current return on investment?"

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

Malware was hacked

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Please help.

Texting Monks.

Please Give or Text 'Beggar' on Your Phone (A $10 charge will appear on your next bill. Standard fees and data rates apply.)

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else."

"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"