Texting Maestros Pillows

Highwire Texting

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

An ellipsis in the sky

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Casual Mask Fridays

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Texting Addicts Anonymous

'OMG!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Natalie Merchant

"This is Mr Smith, he's our new recruitment expert."

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

Emojis in the classroom

Young man, what have I told you about texting during family dinnertime?

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

Wanna hang later? Yep. You meatheads are standing side-by-side texting! Why not just talk to each other?! Because: Your eyeballs are burned away from staring at your screens and you can't see actual reality!!!! I hear strange rhetorical noises. Put on your iPod LOUD and they'll go away.

The fountain of youths.

"I think I upset her by using a full stop in my text."

'With all the texting I do, it's the only way I know how to type.'

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

Happy Birthday

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?