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Lolaholics Anonymous: 'My name's Susan, and I haven't texted a lol for 25 minutes.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Text Culture

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

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Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

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'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

The boss and her baby

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Not too much off my back."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

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