Text And Dive Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our next competitors will attempt a reverse two and ah half somersaults in the pike position...while texting."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Fish snorkling above water.

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'