Texas Traditionalist Gifts

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Luddite Zoom.

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."