Texas Hold 'em Legend Gifts

Texas Drop 'Em.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cowboy

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Steeroids

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"Texas style? Again?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Operation Jade Helm

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."