Texas Hold 'em Gifts

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

Killing time, and vice versa....

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!